max + sax
love hurts.
max payne + mona sax
from Max Payne 2.

david letterman
your TV friend
david letterman

late night
OPEN THIS DOOR
Late Night with David Letterman

john + kate
coincidence.
john connor + katherine brewster
from the Terminator series.

first officer murdoch
on deck
first officer william murdoch of the titanic.

warren zevon
they moved the moon.
warren zevon

chernobyl
wormwood
the chernobyl disaster.

lil kim
why spend mine ...
when i can spend yours?
kimberly jones (lil' kim)

quesadillas
filled with cheese (and love)
quesadillas

mackinac bridge
five mile wonder
the mackinac bridge

ricky + susan
diamond in an ice storm
ricky bobby + susan
from Talladega Nights.

apocalypse now
our motto ...
Apocalypse Now

vala + tomin
love conquers all
(...eventually)
vala mal doran + tomin
from Stargate: SG-1.

trevor + natalie
night and day
trevor dillon + natalie hunter
from all my children.

titanic officers
on the bridge
the officers of
the titanic.

sierra on-line
save early. save often.
sierra on-line

hamri al-assad
working with the enemy
24 day six character hamri al-assad.

lee atwater
republican @$$hole
lee atwater

16 horsepower
listen good people --
16 Horsepower

eileen's bag
weapon of choice
eileen's handbag from
Silent Hill 4.

scully's cross
symbol of faith
Agent Scully's cross necklace.

intellivision
intellivision lives!
the Intellivision game console.

molly + schmendrick
do something!
molly grue + schmendrick
from The Last Unicorn.

keith + karen
s*h*a*k*e*n u*p
keith helm + karen morris
from the game Disaster Report.

dogs of babel
i remember my wife in white
The Dogs of Babel
by Carolyn Parkhurst

fall of saigon
105 and rising
the fall of Saigon

liz & floyd
flower guy + lemon
liz lemon and floyd from 30 Rock.

jack hanna
jungle jack
"jungle" jack hanna.

drds
helpful little buggers
DRDs from Farscape.

scallops
tastier than pearls
scallops.

jack ryan
boy_scout
Jack Ryan.

tom clancy
a clear and present
danger to your free time
Tom Clancy.

weeping song
a song in which to weep
"the weeping song"
by nick cave and the bad seeds

arthur dimmesdale
the apologist
arthur dimmesdale
from the scarlet letter

toothpaste
if you can't say
something nice...
toothpaste for dinner

the owl
give a hoot.
the stuffed owl
from lost in translation.

space shuttle
reusable
the space shuttle

gibbs aquada
i'm in love
and her name is WATERCAR
the gibbs aquada

gmc suburban
king of the road
the gmc suburban

lileks.com
old-timey fun!
lileks.com

building panic
a building panic
"a building panic"
from titanic.

clytaemnestra
LIONESS
clytaemnestra.

two a-holes
fanlisting, babe.
the two a-holes from Saturday Night Live.

the needlers
the face that makes me angry
the needlers from saturday night live.

5X11
heavenly shades of night
the x-files episode 5X11, "kill switch."

6X09
count your blessings
the x-files episode 6X09, "tithonus."

decollete
blank canvas
decollete.

jane
anything but plain
the namelisting for JANE.

doc ock + tentacles
unleash us.
doc ock + his tentacles
from spiderman 2.
heygobackmaybe?  ::  cross the bridge